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 18.05.2015
Speaking of the EEG.
I finished school in 2005. He delivered EGE (Russian, physics - 5, mathematics - 4). 8 years has passed.
In 2013 he entered the second higher, had to again pass Russian language and literature. Although I am not a philologist, I had no problems with either of these in school. The result surprised me a bit:
The Russian language is 87 points. The Five.
Literature is 47 points. Third, the subject of the composition is not disclosed. The communication with the appeal committee and their approach to the assessment of works frightened me.
In general, if I were a poet of the nineteenth century, I would have called the creators of the EGE literature into a duel and shot them. If I had been a social-realist of the 1930s, I would personally have taken all of the above-described EGEists to the GULAG and... well, you understand. Well, if I were a postmodernist writer of the nineties, I would have carried out the classic disassembly of a-la Brother.
You may ask: Why am I not acting now? Well, as was said in one anecdote "There the line is even longer than here".
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