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 20.05.2015
Blabbled

Who and in what of your wet erotic dreams gave you such nonsense? I will reveal to you a little terrible secret: they do not have sex on their own, they can do without it for years. They just do a favor for a subsequent reward. Very expensive usually. The need for sex as such exists only in men.
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Oh oh oh oh oh. And the vibrators, heavily advertised even on this site, and the coffee in bed are taken, and the movie is taken. "For the subsequent reward" You would go out smoking at school not at every biologist class, you would not write here like that.
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And the vibrators therefore are advertised that sex with most men is "tolerate two minutes while he is shot and catch up in the bathroom with a vibrator". No pleasure, only moral loss. Naturally, without such "sex" you can go for years and go for it is only worth a little bit.
But the fucking man says he’s in bed zero! Apocalypse and fucking on the fan right away!
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