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 20.05.2015
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“Work: It doesn’t matter, it’s very needed.”
“Why do I get to work – I’m sick with the computer?”
I know everything, I know everything, if I don’t know, I learn quickly. The problem is that there is no time.”
Special information: no bad habits.
“I read English freely, I write with mistakes, I speak badly, I hear the eye. Badly »
“Genius drawer from God, I will fill any texts so that they are starry. Plus, if desired, correction and editing (also brilliant). People are crying of joy watching my work.”
“I drink, but without fanaticism.”
“The job is next to the subway, I’m not an athlete, I’m not going to run.”
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