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 21.05.2015
I go to him with a friend today. Braking the auto stopper. The North American. Recalling the school Englishman, they realized that this tourist tearfully asks to bring him to some kind of Matybka. He promises us a hundred dollars for that. Almost refused in English. Well, we don’t know where this mysterious Matthew is... That’s a misfortune. The Americans have already robbed us three hundred... We go out with saliva... But we don’t know where this metabika is!!!!!... We go upset. And the man did not help, and the money unpaid bars... At the entrance to the village, a friend sharply beats the brakes and breathes out: "We are Mu-da-ki! Here is Matthew!” On the road indicator the name of the village (location of the house of my friend) MATVIEWKA.
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