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 21.05.2015
To all those who believe that all women consider men only money and are forever dissatisfied with them in bed and upset by child conflicts:
1st I fully keep my husband for the last 5 years, we live in my apartment, during this time I bought him alternately 2 cars and gave birth to two children, in the latter case even without interrupting with work - and I am quite satisfied with how he deals with children and the house, even though sometimes I have to cook food.
2nd We are well together - and my frequent need for close communication, which even sometimes leads to his statements such as "let's go to bed" - probably, today even the rabbit mom is tired and will go to bed early. He was a little jealous of me for my favorite vibrator – so at some point in our relationship I broke up with him (with the vibrator) – and I don’t regret it! and :)
Three For children, it is a celebration of life. And even if sometimes you have to refuse to play your favorite fig for the sake of communicating with children - how can this irritate and lead to conversations about giving up sex?
4 is I support and sympathize with the lonely father, who is guided primarily by the interests of the child, but this is already a lucky one, I hope that the fate will be favorable and his life path will meet a suitable woman.
Happiness to all! It is :)
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