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 25.05.2015
If the gynecologist is asked for pills from the head, then they get an intelligent and absolutely adequate response within his competence! And pregnant women are so capricious, offensive and sometimes aggressive that they can be hysterical by the doctor’s hair color or the instrument’s cracking in the pot.
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by p.s When numerous men, meeting me in crowded places, hear that I am a doctor, all, they are no longer males and no macho, wanting to give me sex for ice cream...99% begin to tell about their back, stomach, hands and legs, sickness of relatives. How pleasant, with a lazy smile, to send them to professional doctors, saying that they are not interesting to me. They are offended, demanding understanding and participation. You know, I am not interested yet. I am your last doctor.
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