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 28.05.2015
I was on the bus in the morning (46 if interesting).
I stood by the window, looked at the awakening city and all that. I listened to music in my headphones. Suddenly, someone knocked me so gently on the shoulder. I turn around, standing a girl, a cute creature with an angel face. I pick up the headphones and wonder what’s going on.
What she answers me that she would like to meet me 0_o
I don’t know why I said this, but I said:
- Girl, but this is wrong, guys should meet girls. Get up at the door and I will come to meet you.
The lovely creature smiled at me and went to the door.
I turn off the music, put on the best smile available, approach the girl and ask with a lively voice if I can meet her.
The sweet creature gives me an astonished, high-minded look and answers:
I don’t meet in the buses.
He walks out with a proudly raised head.
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