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 29.05.2015
I was in a similar situation - I was in the car with my husband and son. They stood on the lighthouse, and on the radio they say that people cannot touch the tongue. Well, the son in the rear seat started trying - it doesn't work. He says to his mom, “Can you?” and “Can you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” and “Can’t you?” And I also have nothing to do for now - the red light, well, I also tried... We are sitting together three - we are trying to slip our nose. Here I see side-sighted motion some - I turn - in the neighboring car on the passenger seat the grandmother sits, looks at us and baptizes us... It became uncomfortable - I stopped. She caught my look - she sees that like an adequate person and her hands began to stop and almost froze....But here from the front passenger to me my wife turns with the words - "Shimatri, Pafti flapped!"... The grandmother began to baptize us more fiercely...
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