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 02.06.2015
xxx: And I once in my childhood a bunch of adults horribly confused.
Such adults were in our time, shy, you know.
In short, I was sent out to walk, so that the guests would not get confused in their feet. After some time, when they are already drunk, I run in and joyfully announce: “And now I have finally learned what JOPA is!” The silence, the silent scene. Finally, the most courageous of the adults asks so quietly: “Well, tell us, and what did this turn out to be?”
The ass is Aleshkin’s pop! I announce loudly.
I know, I know specifically. Aleshkin’s mother shouted, “Alečka, I’ll catch you now and put you in the ass!”
I hide and start to look.
And she caught him and pressed on the pope, so I realized!

And nobody even sneered because there were ladies in the room.
This is what adults were in the old days.
You can no longer see such adults.
You will be laughing at yourself, my laughers.
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