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 03.06.2015
News in Belarusian:
In the Luninetsk district, the forest worker, being in a drunk state, bypassed the forest land on the subordinate territory, fell face to face in the ants and fell asleep.

According to the chief physician, the injured man, born in 1955, was taken by an ambulance brigade to the central district hospital with an allergic reaction to insect bites and placed in the resuscitation unit.

Another doctor of the hospital did not give detailed information, limiting himself to the indicative: "It was the world day of ants eaters. After drinking the nutritious juice from the trees, they decided to eat ants. Not all ants like it – they picked up and bit the ants-eater.”
Source: http://bash.im
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