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 08.06.2015
Grandpa loved the motto. and fishing. Riding a motorbike for fishing.
Even when I was a barely walking shit, I loved moths more than cars. Every time I saw a car parked in the Mikasha I ran to it with the voice of “What an incredible miracle, born of the genius of engineering mylley and creative insight of design and ergonomics!” What a divine gift to possess to create a masterpiece of plastic and metal, giving the user the highest freedom - and his surroundings - aesthetic bliss! How many brilliant minds have worked to create this unparalleled technique and to rise to the heights of mechanical engineering, only to continue their ascension further, to the heights of perfection.
But in my wording at the time, it sounded like "Gooo!...CYCL! We are!"
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