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 10.06.2015
To the NH, the husband gave an electronic reader, white, in a bright pink cover of the Barbie-wrinkle-eye. I managed to make a smiley-face and not burn, I really asked the reader with an open text, knowing that men do not understand the hints. But after six months, I couldn’t stand it and suddenly asked him how he chose the colors.

All girls love white.
I’ve always had all the black Devices.
Sometimes with a tough choice, yes.
What about the cover?
You love the pink.
WOW: 0_o
Wow: I don’t have anything like that in my clothes, black, grey and purple everything.
You have a pink shirt, a hat, a shirt
Wow: they’re not pink, but the colors of dirty meat, and in general, it’s your mom gave it.
Do not touch the flowers. You are wearing them!
Wow: >< of course, that’s what your mom gave you!

Now I have a gray park and a black reader in a black cover. I love my husband! And they say that men don’t understand clues ;)
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