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 10.06.2015
YYY: Mish, how did you and Marinka realize that you’re going to have a baby?
xx: Okay, once in our regiment of young parents arrived.
She did a pregnancy test and it was positive. worried, a tumor there or hormones, in the morning running to the doctor.
We had no sex for a month. The face is pale than the ceiling. The cat is silent, I pretend to whom how much to take for treatment. I was silent for 10 minutes, and then quietly like this: "Dear, I'm a little pregnant, 5 months of all... and in a minute, without a shadow of a smile, "Remember I ate all your mother's snacks? Not because it is delicious. Remember I got poisoned? It was toxic. Remember I painted the wall? These are mood swings. You know..."
X: Yes, before 5 months we had no assumptions. And if her mother-in-law did not give the test for the wedding anniversary, they could also find out at birth.
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