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 10.06.2015
I am normal. And you probably don’t, if you joke about how your man looks. I am not surprised in principle. I’ve seen a lot of times such a loose fifa. Next to her, the man is all squeezed. Isn’t it embarrassing to walk around like this?
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Not going with him now? Or take a pen and lead to the hairdresser, and if it resists - a duck on the head and a fist. And in the evening to attach to the battery in the bathroom and wash. They buy clothes to their taste. Do not want to wear - throw out the rest, tea, naked will not go. This is class! Any man will be pleased with such care!
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