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 11.06.2015
Cats you say? We had a case showing in the town about the cat...
The housekeepers came in the afternoon, for the chance, knocked on the door, and from there with a child's voice: "Who is there?"" - "And who is there?"" - "I and Murzick!"" The robbers decided that the child with the cat in the toilet will be locked, will take out the equipment and look for candles. Murzik, an adult, well-trained big dog, held both in the corner until the owners came, even the militia, called by the neighbors at the request of the girl, could not take away the prey from the cat.
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