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 15.06.2015
X: How did you spend the weekend?
Yyy: Fuck, and we spent the weekend like this: "And we went to this?! Did we go to them? We went there and we went here."
YYYY: S@ka, I didn’t go out because of the driving!
I just wanted to sit down and play a witch!
YYY: But no, it is, bl@j, boring!
Yyy: but to ride from one countryside village to another – that’s for@bys!
YYY: by "friends" who don’t even remember when our birthday is.
YYY: Yes, I would have turned them all around, but no, I’m silent. I am a trick.
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