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 16.06.2015
Survived the operation, by the evening left from anesthesia (but thought still tight), the dryer is terrible. I found a nurse, I said, "You don't have a container to pour water? The hunt"
Well, she is looking at her in the suitcase, finds something, washes, gives me with the words "you again loosen and if the salt will give, do not pay attention". I go to the dining room and start to pour water. Here passes by the cook, looks strangely... and says, “Yeah, let me give you a normal cup, or we take this urine...”
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