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 17.06.2015
I will answer:

And how many times did you have a headache just before the period, you can ask (before the appearance of children at least)?
IMHO, a very sensible move.
It is....
The head hurts, sometimes, but this is not a reason to give up sex. as well as a mild cold, pregnancy, aural at work. By the way, the relationship with the grandmother he twisted, at the very beginning of the relationship, when there was a lot of sex, and sex was good. In the evening and in the weekend with me, in the day with her. I am not joking. about sweaters and cars is funny in general, in general, many people measure hoodies and possibilities, plus I also work, so that on some momentary hoodie, such as a new dress or shoe, somehow from a salary urvu, or from a shabaška. although with the appearance of children all the hoodies are reduced to "oy, Anetke would have to buy a dress in the kindergarten for the morning"or "you know, in Ashan discount on diapers in mega packaging". I recovered after the second birth, yes, I am feeding so far, so the weight does not go away.
In general, it was still necessary to behave like a fox - to bite, to demand money, to refuse sex, to smite the children to the grandmother, to breathe a mess at home, and to bite in the shops and cafes. It would not be offensive.
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