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 22.10.2008
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Wedding in the midst, behind the already solemn ceremony, to the microphone approached the bridegroom and with a solemn appearance speaks before 300 gathered guests, said that he wanted to thank everyone for the fact that they came, for the support, to thank the relatives of the bride for such a wonderfully organized holiday and at the end of the speech announced that he prepared for each guest a special gift, from himself personally.under each seat of each chair glued a envelope and asked that everyone opened it, their envelope.in each envelope there was a photo of 8x10, on which was sealed a witness with the bride engaged in sex..then the newlyweds still stood a couple of minutes on the podium, observing the reaction and with the words and now I've taken off from here
He filed for divorce on Monday.
Most couples after receiving such information would immediately break all kinds of relationships, but this man went through all the preparations for the wedding and lasted the ceremony as nothing happened.his revenge spread to the expenses of the parents of the bride, who paid $ 35,000 for the celebration of 300 guests, but the most difficult fate was subjected to the reputation of the bride and witness before friends and family in full.

This can be said as a toast.
Source: http://bash.im
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