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 22.06.2015
I was in the metro right now. I stand in the phone, and here such a brunette comes in chic, stands by my side and listen to the music in the headphones. The view from the side is blurred. I am not a fan of such acquaintances, but I did not stay here, decided on the original push. I open a new SMS and write - You are a very nice girl, and I will not forgive myself if I do not try to get to know you :=). I show her a type of reading. She read and how let me roast... I am confused, she shows me the recipient - and there Wife ((((. Automated reflexes.
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