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 24.06.2015
To this: About the cared for: I remembered how five years ago I was in visits to friends of parents, and there was one of their acquaintances with her grandson. I saw how I helped in the kitchen, looked and looked, and said: Oh, how you cut potatoes large... and there is no nail lacquer... you know, until you learn to cut small and paint nails, you do not get acquainted with my Oleg, he needs a household and cared for. I have five copies of eyes, I say, and why is your boy so good? He says he is kind and earns up to 30 thousand, and loves children. My husband, I say, is also kind and kids in plans, and earns like me - 90. Well, the mother-in-law is gold, it does not interfere in our lives, and I do both of them. As a result, I am a shallow, once the engagement ring removed while cooking, and it is good that some unfortunate such a yoke collapsed, and in general he will soon throw me because of unpainted nails, and then that I would not roll to Oleghenko. It is a pity the boy...

I know her, her name is Iris, we work in the same office. She still tells us how Olezhenka eats, cocks and how wonderful he is. He tells all the time. Sometimes I have the desire to fuck. and IRA. Both are buried.
by Vasily. 42 years and 110 kg.
Source: http://bash.im
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