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 25.06.2015
Tags: pregnant women trying to lose weight

I have such a familiar fist. She was very lean and decided to get in shape. I bought a fitness subscription, hired a trainer and let me do workouts with weights of 5 per week. Everything is fine, the weight goes away, everything is pulled up, the stomach is not given. I doubled my efforts on this zone – I pushed the press for 40 minutes in different ways – and the bottom, and the top, and in the fence, and on the ball – the stomach, fell, only fun. So it passed five months, until someone of their grandmothers came to light, in the shape of the abdomen guessed) The child was born very intentional and serious - still, he had to fight for life all the time.
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