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 26.06.2015
A colleague said:
My wife loves to cook. Moreover, he often bats with baked goods - plushes there, cakes - and the most favorite - mackerel roulette. Several times I got into the process of cooking, and noticed one thing: by turning the roulette, the wife cut off 5 cm of the paste from each end. and throwing out. I ask, what do the ends not please? "That’s what I want to do". And I saw, I thought, the eyes ran away. After a while, the situation repeats. My wife begins to crack that I ask stupid questions, so I have to. Waiting for a maid. "Mommy, and why are you cutting and throwing off the tip of the mackerel roulette?". "Aaaaaah, so when we lived in the public office, the plate was small, and the roulette did not get in, so it cut off - what to bake." Under the angry and humiliated gaze of my wife, I realized that I could no longer see roulette.
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