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 27.06.2015
and zebra. The DTP. Paphosny guy, curly-fixing a-la spirted eagle butterfly, struck the girl. When I passed by, it was over. The woman was taken to the ambulance and was not seriously injured. In any case, in consciousness and sits in the car itself, relying on the sanitary. The ambulance gives gas. The cloudy gauges make up the protocol. I hear the debate. The curly driver assures that the girl suddenly ran outside of the zebra, in red. Promisingly blinking on the goats. The witness, guy number 2, insists that the girl ran exactly on the zebra, on the green, to meet him - he went to meet her. Kudryash claims that the indicators of the witness are insignificant (there is such a term), since it is his girlfriend. Word against word. Lamborghini for a zebra of five meters, the girl was raised there. It doesn’t seem to be good for this unhappy couple. The witness is angry, obviously not knowing what to do next. Having signed his testimony, in despair he shakes his hand, goes away. From a distance, he looks around and sees how a mental understanding begins to develop between the curry and law enforcement agencies. On the sidelines, on the zebra. And here I safeguard. The guy runs out and sends a strong pinch to the same five meters.
The Investigative Experiment! He says, “This bear has done exactly the same trajectory!”
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