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 27.06.2015
Why do you have the internet on your phone? No, well, I also listen to music from the phone and read books, but they are downloaded from a large comp, but I didn't need a direct internet on the phone.
YYYY: Yeah, you didn’t go with the light to eat.
What does the light have to do with it?
Yyy: Light loves exotic cuisine, Indian there, Vietnamese. And when I order a dish with her from the menu, I want to know that the eggs that are in the dish do not belong to a livestock.
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