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 30.06.2015
From the Childfrey Group in VK.
Near the entrance to the store where I work, there is a advertising shield: a red cat, very cool and naturally made. Periodically it is carried away by running spindles, larvae owners and simply careless citizens. Here today, after hearing the loud “boom!” I went to the exit to fix the unfortunate Rushik. She went out and saw a wonderful picture: right in front of the cat, pulling out the eyes, stood a 40-year-old alkas. A typical blister, hell bite and scented for a kilometer is by no means Dior. When he saw me, he asked me if I could see a giant red cat. Having created a very surprised face growth, I seriously replied to my uncle that there is no cat here, and in general, metro cats are a sign of schizophrenia!) Hanurick bitterly breathed, whispered something about him being chosen, since according to the "white" he is not the devils coming to him, but the cats, and went in an unknown direction, looking around and baptizing)) He made my day!and :)
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