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 30.06.2015
I am looking for a rich girl in Nürnberg.
What a pity that you are a little late. I would have been very close to you last night.
Alphabet: How is it?
Leonella: Yesterday I swallowed my ring with a jacket. Don’t ask how it happened, it’s not important for our conversation.
Alphabet: I did not understand. You are about what?
Leonella: And last night I was a ring of that... that... I’m not wealthy inside anymore. I no longer fit you. So slowly and sadly go to the ass.
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