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 30.06.2015
I wake up one morning of a headache (yesterday celebrated well) and a persistent demand:
“Daddy, daddy, we were given a piece yesterday, and my teacher didn’t give me anything for it. Everyone put it, but I don’t. Let me read it to you. Dad, Dad...
“Sasha, I’m hard to say, let’s go later, I don’t understand anything right now, I can’t even listen.
He broke me anyway. The subject, as it was, I ask.
I had to write about nature, I wrote about forests and rabbits. ...
Well roll...
Now I will try to literally rewrite the composition itself - a little more than half the school page in the line.
So then. In one forest, Saška began, they built a factory, where rabbits were shaved. And here, when another batch of rabbits was brought to the factory, they decided to organize a escape.
Several rabbits gathered together and began to discuss a plan for escape. It was decided to undermine under a coil wire and escape into the forest.
And here, when the bribe was ready, several rabbits ran out and quickly ran into the forest. They started shooting at them, but the rabbits turned away from the bullets. Guards with dogs were chasing. One rabbit long walked through the forest, and he managed to get rid of the pursuit.
Finally, exhausted by the pursuit, the rabbit flew into the forest and fell on the grass, breathing hard.
And then an autumn yellow leaf fell on the nose of the rabbit from the tree, the rabbit looked at it (you can imagine it?) and said:
What a beauty!
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