From the magazine "People", November 1997.
A woman came to visit her friend, both of whom were thirty years old. The clock came at nine in the evening, they sat down, consumed, drank something there, in general, went out at midnight. And their houses, although located within the limits of direct visibility, but between them a wild wilderness, grown with bushes. They decided to get together to the middle, and there to break up, saying, if something happens to one, it will scream, and her friend will come to help. Well, come, stand, say goodbye, shake at last. Suddenly a man rises from the bushes, catches one by hand and - into the bushes. Her arms and legs were removed from fear, she remembered that she needed to scream something, and she wept that the first thing came to mind. The man's jaw fell, he dropped it - and only the bushes shattered. She goes back, and her girlfriend holds her stomach, cosmetics are blurred, in general - hysterical with her from laughter. On her, you say, straw, I am a straw, and you are funny. A friend in response:
Did you realize that you were screaming?
– No...
You were shouting "Urrra-a-a!!! to