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 01.07.2015
And then we talked about who is getting to know...
I walk around the shopping center, I do not touch anyone, suddenly in the next shop of women's clothes a completely unfamiliar guy approaches me and declares: "Why are you so long?" It turns out, this poor man saw me in front of the store, wanted to meet, waited at the door, couldn't stand and went to understand.))) It was only worse when a cute Tajik young man tried to meet me, engaging for the start an unforced conversation: "What is your name? My sister’s name was, and I buried her recently. Such funerals are expensive. How many funerals do you have?" In general, men are full of surprises))
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