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 03.07.2015
I’m often met, I usually smile and in a guilty tone say, “No, sorry, I’m married.”

Thus e. all the unmarried you offer to lie,and also apologize for the fact that you dared not want to meet a particular guy? With what to be? Why has the word “no” suddenly turned from a usual rejection into a monstrous insult?

Here are two typical dating dialogues:

Girl, can I meet you?
and no.
Go to #ha! (Any other offensive comment intended to humiliate the girl for rejection.)

Girl, can I meet you?
and no.(Here may be a detailed explanation of having a boyfriend, a husband, three children, an unmarital vow, any other option.)
-The guy is not a wall-moving, and I better, you specifically tell me, I do not see the rings on the finger...bla-bla-bla (until the girl goes on to frank roughness, because he was told somewhere that these girls are so cuddly and you need to "press". Periodically this dialogue ends as well as the first).

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