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 07.07.2015
XXX: What was in the day, stunned
YYY: What is there?
You know, my mom, like you, is drawn from tomato-cocker of all kinds. Planted in the spring of bushes 100, it is time to tie. We need to wrap the cushions. And they are like swords, twenty meters long, a thick metal bar. I can take them 10 pieces at a time from the force, no more in the palm of the hand, and heavy, stitches.
WOW: So what?? to
I was surprised when I asked him to help.. I looked so at the tomato plantation, at these collies, then cried out, took a couple of collies, went to the garage, closed it there, and something knocked-gremit.. Well, pophug, I think the sun is still high, it will be time until evening and we have come here to rest.
It passes 30 minutes, comes out my miracle, with the hair, the ack of Legolas in the Hobbit, and behind the back is naturally "colchand", which he stuck out of the old school backpack of Maximka, and in the colchand, respectively, the colchand is filled with 50 pieces.
Wow, I’m already on the patch!1! 1!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! The most funny thing is when he with a pathos mouth spotted them in Macedonian, with two hands at the same time!! to
Oh yeah yeah yeah! You will have to do the same!! You are a fucking genius!! to
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