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 12.07.2015
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I had somehow courageously worked a whole month in an office where there were very strange rules. Internet only on request and in the selected, entry by passes, computers are monitored. The head of the department - could not tolerate when someone "evidently distracted". The elders said that before, even in headphones could not sit. Sitting in the office from call to call, and actually those who were really responsible for working with customers enjoying the fact that "above the level" almost always absent at work, allegedly "at a meeting", although they themselves in the break told how successful they slept the whole day at home, noting "I at a meeting with the customer". Most importantly, there was no work. at all. And simple performers are just sitting and dumbing in the monitor, in the table, in the ceiling, in the stepper - for this same money is paid. And as you look at the phone for more than a few minutes, the boss immediately started screaming that they were not paying for it. Oh yeah - at the moment the office has collapsed and closed, despite the "years of experience" and almost a hundred people of the state.
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