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 13.07.2015
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My 7 year old daughter is frozen. He threw his coat on her, her knees folded and she fell.

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A couple of years ago I got drunk in a bike club. In the head is a vertex. The program is striptease. Everyone has their girlfriend on the table. We had a very fragile person. Something masculine and noble in me woke up. It seemed that she was forced to work, she was unhappy and cold (by season - autumn Peter). Not thinking long, one move I throw on her my jacket with a built-in metal turtle all in iron, more than 10kg in total. So I will never forget those eyes drawn by the weight in the table sheet. Fortunately, there were no injuries, only moral injuries. Sorry to Julia.
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