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Corn beans were invented by the Kellogg brothers. John Harvey Kellogg and Will Kate Kellogg were Seventh-day Adventists and led a strict lifestyle that prohibited the consumption of meat, alcohol, tobacco, tea, and coffee. Milk and eggs were allowed in limited quantities. Their parents were opposed to their children being educated because they believed that Christ would come earlier than expected. Nevertheless, John still obtained a medical degree and soon became the head of the Seventh-day Adventist Medical Center.

He was categorically against masturbation, which he considered an act of madness. He even believed that the men noticed in this act should sew the limb, and women poured carbolic acid on the clitoris. In addition, he believed that meat was one of the causes of sexual desires that subsequently led to masturbation, so he focused on foods rich in grains. He invented corn beans as a grain-based food, which was meant to protect people from being killed.

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