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 15.07.2015
When I was a child, I lived alone with my mother. I also had problems with rubbers (well, it’s relatively simple) and cartridges. I am talking about a six-seven year old boy. But my mother didn’t care what problems I had, I had to clean the bed myself and change my clothes myself. I took over the edge, and I turned out, and slipped on it... But there was ‘rachet’ because as she showed she couldn’t do it (and the size of the hands was different). I got caught through impotence.
Wake me up at school, she was also fun: when the alarm ringed, even before he called me, they could already ring me (which is what I’m digging), and if I didn’t get up after the call ended, they drove me out of bed with pins. There was a lot more, but in the army I became a sergeant very quickly, and after the dembel I went to another city without returning home!!! to
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