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 17.07.2015
P.S. A joke: Two friends meet, have not seen each other for a long time. So yes, as is the case. One says, his wife has drunk, drunk and drunk, I think to kill. The second responds, and you love her for 10 days in a row in the morning and in the evening well, she will die.
Meet in a week. As a wife? He smiles, sings, doesn’t know what to die in three days.
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Two friends meet and have not seen each other for a long time. So yes, as is the case. One says, the wife has borrowed, drinks and drinks, give money and give money. The other wondered why a woman had so much money. The first answer is "I don’t know, never gave".
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