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 18.07.2015
Walked on the bed, a spark formed on the head. When I went to the bathroom, I noticed it. I ask my husband: Dear invisible, did you not explain to me how terrible I am now?
And I think this one will answer: Because you’re always terrible, dear.
Because you are always beautiful, dear.
Fuck, my husband broke up.
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