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 23.07.2015
This whispering no worse than the hoodie and whispering louder than the wolf, the roaring beast with huge nails really frightened me. The transformation was incredible. Her nails were healthy. By the way, when he thought to wrap his hands with a towel and take the pigeon away, the pussic drove from the second floor along with the prey. Hours after two, they found in the bushes, sliding out, calmed down, clearly full and satisfied.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I lived in Siam for 13 years. The furliest creature that could be taken for the back legs and raised so that it hanged vertically down with the head, barely reaching the front to some support. And she hanged quietly, barely hearing a whisper. But if you start behind the ear - the dissatisfied whispering turned into a satisfied whispering. Anyone could do this with her.
So here. At the landscape, this murmuring dispersed all the dogs in the district, including the neighboring black terrier (the calf weighs under 70kg. There was a drone, after which I forgot how to jump a half-meter fence between our sections). Eat all that is alive, except the two-legged straight walkers.
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