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 23.07.2015
Someone around started complaining about men, saying they can’t listen. My mother cried that her dad was forever stuck with her. The sister of the guy dropped because the phrase "it's not true, you've never told me that!" became his crown. We are not so. Here I tell my husband something in the evening of the type "and I today saw a man in a blue hat and thought that we should buy a boomerang and go to the planetarium ", and he and his series put on a pause, looks at me with interest, then still waiting ( suddenly I have not finished, just slowed down to rest). And then he says: Sorry, I started listening, repeat again, please!
At such a point you understand that you can do without a boomerang, and in general, rest on the road, I will go to make you butters.
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