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 24.07.2015
Summer, summer and the weekend. It is time for noon, the look falls on the doorstep, it is time to go through the Bulgarian, remove the old paint, and cover with new. I take the case, the Bulgarian whisper, the case is disputed. To the neighbors guests came, sit, talk, on "psetgram" seduce. I take a break, come in guests, pour, eat, quickly leave with the words - I need to further brush. Dinner... The Bulgarian whispers, the door is almost cleaned, and here I see a neighbor with a guest, the guest actively points to me with the finger and screams something. I turn off the Bulgarian, I raise my head - what is it? to interfere? The neighbor - no, you do not bother, just he sees a woman with a Bulgarian for the first time, says that you are like a female Yeti, everyone has heard about her, but no one has seen. Dinner... This is what I am, it turns out, the female Yeti, with the Bulgarian.)
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