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 25.07.2015
The phone. The story is based on real events, told by an eyewitness.
The story happened five years ago. District Police Department in the center of the provincial city. After the morning planner, the opera depicts a tumultuous activity. One of them with tremendous reluctance, being a duty opera, wanders to his office, and entering there discovers a girl in it. When she looked up at him, the opera with a five-year experience, having seen a lot, suddenly hit the heart of a 15-year-old virgin when she saw a poster of Pamela Anderson. In general, in a fraction of a second he decided about himself that whatever was the essence of the crime committed against this citizen, he would uncover it. by any. After briefly interviewing the girl, he found out that when leaving the tram, a young man took his phone out of her hands and fled. A couple of passengers of the tram followed him, but quickly lagged behind. The phone was presented by my mom on her birthday, and there were a lot of precious heart pictures of the girl. The crime was committed about half an hour ago, from the tram stop to the department 10 minutes walk. Having accepted and issued the statement of the beautiful citizen, the opera appointed her to meet again at 6 p.m. in his office. It was 9 in the morning. The opera ran through all the cabinets, the opera gathered cantons and briefly explained the task, explaining that for him this issue is serious. When it comes to the employee, menta works on conscience. Extremely confused freelancers from criminal circles were seized and viewed recordings from video surveillance cameras of surrounding shopping centers. External appearance and routes have been established. After consultation with the archive, the identity of the criminal was determined, because his biography already contained several conditional and one real term for such crimes. The opera group with the most famous driver of the moonboat moved to their home address, where they caught the villains in the company of their companions. After an express interrogation, the opera learned that the phone was exchanged for a snack from a vendor of a nearby store. After 5 minutes, the phone was stolen, and a company of villains, one of whom was found to be in federal search for murder, was delivered to the department. A brief inspection of the phone's memory revealed the absence of "Love" and similar synonyms in the notebook. It was 5 o’clock in the evening. Opera ran to the nearest florist and sat and waited. Strangely enough, the girl turned out to be punctual, and at exactly 6 o’clock she crossed the threshold of his office. The phone and flowers were solemnly presented. The wedding took place six months later.
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