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 25.07.2015
Lucrecia: And when we just moved to this apartment, Antonha was still with us.
Lecrecia: Antocha was a tiger piton. For its appearance small (I suspected that Antonha was a female, because they are smaller), but in fact - a two-meter snake, very lazy. Probably, in the terrarium he was not very, because Antonha most in the world loved two things: to eat and sleep in the warm corner, this was what he did all the time.
Lucrecia: One day, Dasha (woman) approached the terrace shortly after Antocha had sharpened the next rabbit and gently said, “Well, you Antoshka, are lying here... I’d go for a walk...
Lucrecia: That’s why, I say. Why, grit it, for a meeting!
Lucrecia: You think we have a worthy pitonika somewhere in our house?
Lucrecia: No, he says, if he escapes, we will have to look for him in all the apartments, let’s get to know the neighbors.
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