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 27.07.2015
We lose weight, try to stick to healthy food.
They went with him to the shopping center on the sidewalk, holding hands. A group of young boys and girls in red, waving flags, among them a huge chicken doll. I immediately guessed - in the shopping center opened KFC, it is their advertising campaign wandering through the streets. They get closer, and my programmer-husband algorithmically pulls me into the bushes, from the procession path.
The promoters shout after us:
Do not run! Wait to!
I am running:
You will make us fat again!! Let us run faster!! to
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