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 27.07.2015
pasl_4> The past summer. From Spain to St. Petersburg. South of Sweden.
Pasl_4> After 10 minutes it turns out that the girl forgot to refuel the bag. In Sweden it’s not a special problem, it doesn’t disappear...but it has to come back.

pasl_4> - Are you with us or will you wait?
Let us wait.

pasl_4> We have half an hour. We sit on a suburb in the middle of the forest, get cheese, bread, juice. We barely eat, the guys are coming back. We sit in the car again.
A guy walks into the cafe:

pasl_4> -Are you hungry?
My wife shakes her head:
We just ate some snakes.

pasl_4> The guy is pale and quietly slips from the seat...
React immediately
Some snacks!I am correcting.
They translate the spirit.

pasl_4> - What did I say? - quietly whispers the partner
Not entirely that...

I wonder for whom did they accept us?? to
This is how Russian legends are born.
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