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 28.07.2015
There was such a famous Zionist Efim Members. The Zionist is in this case not a blasphemy, but a definition: Efim Vladimirovich organized the move of young Jews to Israel, then Palestine, and succeeded so much in this matter that a street in Tel Aviv was named after him. Since there are no passages in Hebrew, it is not "Chlenov Street" written on the tablet, but "Chlenov Street". And since this area is inhabited mostly by Ethiopians, the Russian-speaking Tel Aviv people call this street no other than the street of Black Members.

There is a girl living on this street. In the day she works, in the evening she studies, and as soon as she learns and finds a better job, she will surely move to another area, but so far. The inhabitants of the street don’t bother her too much, except for her neighbor Yosi. He has the habit of returning from a walk of an hour at three or four o’clock at night, drunkardly confusing Lily’s door with his own and breaking to her with the noise of a young gorilla.

Drunk Yoshi is not aggressive. If you say to him 3-4 times, "You are wrong, this is not your floor," he understands and leaves. But these impulses are repeated almost every night, Lily can't fall asleep after them and feels broken all day. Calling the police for such nonsense is stupid. Talking to Yoshi is useless: he swears that he will not be again, but the next night everything repeats.

Lily addressed her problem to friends on Facebook. She was given two handy advice: 1) ask a friend of the special forces to talk to Yoshi in a manly way, and 2) mark the door so that Yoshi does not confuse her with her own, even in the darkest state. A friend of the special forces with Lily was not found, but a friend of the artist was found. A Russian-language tel Aviv, of course. with the appropriate association.

Lily is sleeping peacefully. And in one of the houses on the street of the Members a local attraction appeared: a bright pink door, which depicts a black member with a height of half a door and the inscription: "Yoshi, your apartment is a floor above."
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1507/o150727.html#9
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