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 30.07.2015
Why are divorced women with children offended by former husbands? But I came to the former one paper to sign, and on his table is a bubble of vodka expensive and red fish, he celebrates holidays, and you stand and listen to this half drunk, how beautiful he will rest at fishing and you think: E* your mother, I get up every day at 6 in the morning to collect the child in the garden, then I run to work, then I take the child out of the garden, we run to a circle of drawing or karate, then go home, eat, wash, a fairy tale for the night, clean-wash the dishes, collect-put the laundry, cook everything for the next day... And so almost without a weekend, and in the holiday diet stands at 7 in the morning and you also get up, go for a walk with him, etc. And so week by week. Tired of. I want to sleep a week. And this prince takes the child once every 2 weeks, and at lunch already calls, asks when you can bring back." This is how it turns out that your alimony, men, is our salary for caring for the child. No vacation is provided. So take on a part of the burden and nobody will want to punish you financially for the unfulfilled work.
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