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 30.07.2015
The Alimentary
Carro, listen to it here.
1st Save money in case of temporary loss of work. Me and Joo. Even in marriage. In any case.
2nd Before you get pregnant, think well. both of them. If less than 2 spouses are ready for the birth of a child - do not give birth, be protected in a double way (tablets + rubber, for example).
Three Men - do not behave on the "God will give a rabbit - will give a rabbit". Babies, don’t go on "I love the tram will buy". Evaluate your possibilities.
4 is Not having a family? The child is not to blame. Kill yourself, but ensure the standard of life is not worse than in marriage.
5 is Have you missed one or more items from the list above? Tolerate, kill yourself, ensure – it’s your fault.
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