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 30.07.2015
of course
and----
The police are only afraid of the idiots.
violators of the law. Why are they afraid of her? there
The same people. If, for example, you do not try
Send them a mate or heat them up.
It’s hard, and not doing anything.
Unlawful – no reason to fear
No is. <shit> This is not heaven, but fools
The scars you have listed,
No is.
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My non-drinking husband, until we bought a car, regularly spent the night in a monkey's car because he fell asleep in the electric car after a heavy shift. Just wake up a man so that he doesn’t sleep his station? No, he has too suspicious beard and unshelled spikes in his ears, a good trophy. It was especially nice when I was called and said with a sweet voice that he was staying in the area, that everything was fine, he just slept, and the return train only in the morning. And in the morning he came with bleaches on his wrists and broken glasses. Young people were stupid, they were terrible to complain. Now, of course, FIG would have touched him.
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