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 01.08.2015
and blues:
Lunch at work. In front of me sits our engineer, such a rough uncle of Soviet hardening. He enthusiastically watches the next documentary from the series "Egyptian pyramids built by aliens, and Napoleon was actually a human-like robot from the future." This time we are talking about the Maya tribe, which, according to the creators of the documentary, possessed protective technologies and precisely because of this was extinct. The logic is doubtful, but hell with it.

My resting brain got stuck to the following phrase, pronounced by a well-set voice of the speaker: “And here’s what a world-renowned expert on nuclear energy of ancient tribes says about it: given the radioactive background at the places of burial, one can safely assert that bla-bla-bla...

This is how I learned that in this world there is such a profession as the "nuclear energy specialist of the ancient tribes." Why didn’t I know this seven years ago, when I was just taking my first steps on my boring career ladder?? to
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